moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via brightlimelight)

thatfunnyblog:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

image

(via brightlimelight)

elenamorelli:

{ i’m nothing but heart }
elenamorelli:

{ i’m nothing but heart }
elenamorelli:

{ i’m nothing but heart }
elenamorelli:

{ i’m nothing but heart }
elenamorelli:

{ i’m nothing but heart }
elenamorelli:

{ i’m nothing but heart }
elenamorelli:

{ i’m nothing but heart }

I’ve Got A Story

swirling in my head, but I haven’t written in so long that it’s taking me forever to decide how to let it out

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

WUH

(via penishole)

  • Government: students should either study or get a job
  • Government: *raises tuition by tens of thousands of dollars*
  • Government: *cuts thousands of jobs*
  • Government: god those young people are lazy shits

My tumblr just tipped over 200 followers yesterday, and I was talking to my girlfriend about how cool it is. The only question I had was why no one sends me messages or anything. Le wife had the best response ever:

"You have 202 followers, and 199 of them are introverts like you"

Well said wife. Well said. 

tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!
tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!

tumblingjeeperdude:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

Ha Ha Ha!

(via oliveracedavis)